you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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