That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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