she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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