what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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