I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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