Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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