Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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