What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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