my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He passed out mid-signature
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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