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Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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