I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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