Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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