Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Randomize
