he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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