I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
