Tell her she can't have a vagina
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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