I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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