after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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