at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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