We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Randomize
