And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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