In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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