That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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