I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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