oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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