just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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