I just saw a hot homeless man
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I know her cup size but not her name....
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