Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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