who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
People in love make me want to vomit
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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