I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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