Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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