all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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