Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
do herpes really smell.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
