you turned your livingroom into a bong?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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