I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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