If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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