Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I wish I only lived at night.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
