And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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