Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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