Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
