Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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