How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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