I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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