she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I love you. Go after that dick
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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