Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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