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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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