You made me cry and you don't even care
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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