it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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