Having a random hookup so left but love u
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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