wat bout pragnant strippers??
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
