how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
